tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85787244448820006692024-03-05T21:21:06.131+08:00Still the Best Medicine.....Laughter, of course....This blog is simply an ongoing collection of things I find funny: jokes, audio, videos, images- anything! Take note that the operative phrase here is "things I find funny". I do hope though that you share my sense of humor so we can all take this same best medicine- all for the collective good of everyone!
Enjoy!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.comBlogger319125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-71402889431427313962019-03-24T12:45:00.001+08:002019-03-24T12:45:06.666+08:00Funny Signs: please apologize...<img id="id_90d5_274_5e0_d630" src="https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1YpBfpVgUDOUqTmMhXzy3x7DbspI7wEU-" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-58767596509830577882018-12-21T19:31:00.001+08:002018-12-21T19:31:37.917+08:00Woman Licensing Agreement....<img id="id_38ba_714a_ffb2_d196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiercPWgLXDMcLDvyIoGlSefR9Dqz4uhUx0EmaoGBYBeX33br0LBy52qsQkTERtKSX-gqCuEM66v3g8P9YY8NAfhfUl9Poy4WkLzwtaf8wL-LhiSwq23gG-Boof83LjphHjZJ7phAnPGwc/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-66039409247092257552018-11-23T12:53:00.001+08:002018-11-23T12:53:26.492+08:00Wrong Message!<img id="id_8ed6_dba8_2ea0_4fc2" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGAzobzK_ioI_zjkJb2QJruRtFIpPU_c2gNqRRKPLKjLHtH8ysCefjFoBHAiEJW8KFJHqpDTPqXZQ41GY7gBonK8XGUWAB2zq8ui4iG4gZiov-C6ix7J_5h5HWKsQZF_AlhK3FTWMTw1c/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-44359027916478581302018-11-22T19:52:00.001+08:002018-11-22T19:52:29.359+08:00ProACTIVE!<img id="id_1d16_190d_a97e_6b8" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-CfKOCdzDMgx3wZsEy6Wrb0quVvYmSrwccXnNZDsdVEQhmpAcGE0Gd_X1MeY8qpJD1WrBtpt39nXy1z2grf9M9mboIE3nUWo_r1N0jccxpYiyO3oYGBFRS6iEMTzjN5zALEOPeUtAx8/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-61056621278909864082018-11-19T21:22:00.001+08:002018-11-19T21:22:43.118+08:00Trump Toilet Brush. <img id="id_4ce5_d250_880c_7cfd" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii2mnK2Kbz3T9MancmI2Y2qIaiKnCDlK0P1mxuwOtqnU0rqu3XAKANDtWw_ONUwS6dD8_p_CQjUJt4BlxO90KhO3hGG6UEKOVM7hg59JGCzM0QQCHZkPXmXcDdIudyDs8aRqU-frtCYfY/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-12973563155490760902018-11-19T19:51:00.001+08:002018-11-19T19:51:19.309+08:00Star Wars Fan Staircase...<img id="id_715a_d50a_cb05_162d" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj85B-lfIBHfuefeVO8e1067BfQX9_D9MqMB1WIR1eutj4eT1kX18OBHrLEp53zzaJspyDjw20WT18CWv-34tL6whyphenhyphenIf5k7kW6I9IUn0doVJk7g0RuoPsARrspFYy9Uhgc6Wb0xEEQbP-8/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-70141479760313831302018-04-14T19:40:00.001+08:002018-04-14T19:40:14.556+08:00Truth in Advertising. <img id="id_a6f4_5ab_5a2_43fa" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNfm-ZrK69rmVAOX9vDkfnh8fu3bSVaUC1AdOnhAQPSRakxXrs9ugRzhx35T4XXqBTz3qzq1XgJMwqfD1z9G_dTCAr6ZIi10rfC08q7goMk0r8zMBO1lAcST5n_b05WRGZjCLk162OHb8/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-67275639705886875972018-04-05T08:04:00.001+08:002018-04-05T08:04:43.593+08:00Weapons for... Corporal Punishment. <img id="id_b322_7b70_9e4f_6fbb" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUnLTThyphenhyphen2ZHUxPs7-qsHK9ya6g_MXQlIe1QKUjlbRRUKRpOz_v0TsFpdCGwQyoydg4ScohTQNORZpGfntxHH9EgZwPbfA93-8429wKHaMPbxpPwrKcxJG-MHKj8yo_FCf5H8suo-szz6E/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-50522281878691010992018-03-29T15:19:00.001+08:002018-03-29T15:19:03.976+08:00Techie Moses <img id="id_9649_4647_6e31_873" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGbA7ihpRIvp5_Q199m7cKg04SXwlLf7QLF6tfySqNClpXbYoiyIKDHh-VcQR7badWeZ1_aDv7KsgCpQZYl23mZr8D_LuHNh9zP-DaHcU3kZIFDI5cSvDQm87YKkw-EgQu71zQLvLY5Qw/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-73100028311449361982018-03-28T13:47:00.001+08:002018-03-28T13:47:53.265+08:00EXECUTE ORDER 66<img id="id_5751_c890_7345_cf38" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK54WRKYF2AYBHqy4r_h5aeKGHUtWnOW7KYl9ORXpZXBZyFWQhNsu2FKOs47cJVJ4SWvhqHztCZbl6kYeztwyoJvUr1S-wt9NrtstHy6cjjiIDbbdvNikN63B0MnzODwVZ5wr4gTHxxqI/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-61164414232415552482018-03-24T10:35:00.001+08:002018-03-24T10:35:30.667+08:00Garbage Helmet<img id="id_944e_6af9_fdcb_2178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlcFz_fDdI9Ju5SoUn1O90tb0ZzEyovjU6XPN75zCWF3-_RZk16rl4OwAz_oVZCtqmv4T_-MXFZAHVp0abioiegnVtC6060qrcJscbkwm7r4q5SkezqB668zaBTnN6n6ci0-iFe3K6L2U/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-56639162938571150122018-03-24T10:30:00.001+08:002018-03-24T10:30:49.010+08:00Old...schooled!<img id="id_bfd1_e6a_8c90_d504" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtk1drgU2TzaY2V359A3ORQAYxamzXNUBDt5m2Q_wh8sZznSICYN9T7oEB8GB0tUznvagSi5SNbicw691PQLrVWjKB76YhzgBYgEELpmWKf6hbXY8GTZR58dNBSHkXb9VGTbyA6dr9QAs/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-29567941299244956172018-03-17T21:09:00.001+08:002018-03-17T21:09:27.075+08:00Beach Body Setback. <img id="id_7642_30ee_9c79_5312" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg2BJ4r_L3QBbP1ZmUxxKPdqxNGEFzr8BLPvqeiOhwX9g3hZwTEv_2buyIMpFKO1mkkcVyCPzllhpKNsoq_viH4PA7sL1dhP07QcTNrB2Cy7u-qFi9G24dm0TKv0SxP_qx5bH5FbtMqrQ/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-79021523046828885352018-03-13T13:03:00.001+08:002018-03-13T13:03:32.589+08:00Ghostbustin’ Scooby in Town!<img id="id_5fa4_5b26_b170_58cd" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio91-MEySCnHYLLIHGi-7T5llbgOGOOkzC8d715EDD38jBBbhwE96nO9TBvM-y9gTOQBCju8eqMx53GUL9NZ2RjF-hMKiD7kW2MCHuJNtJ4o6wNK_uDdFy0cmQdwYoBQMcKhTHoCGVYMM/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-70481825903807012752018-03-12T20:56:00.001+08:002018-03-12T20:56:05.645+08:00Millennial Woes! <img id="id_4031_e48e_a286_b872" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCWltGSnBAiaK0VRk0kSlv3a1ssZdB31N6pMvMOeelvd8mNlPo2-K-UDSCst4V97-joGVHWvysXl9ul8ZGdSDNcJ-b6Opxu89qetLoqiXJyM5qv3iNUmhN3PhhzaehC4DPFluelHc5DJc/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-56055546950099246002018-03-11T14:46:00.001+08:002018-03-11T14:46:53.435+08:00Stephen King Themed Halloween Party! <img id="id_475a_e80c_1193_563d" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2_7NjZzMIVWoSc-Cw8Dh-Q7UjBjtrQ7FkOOP5nSpcpUWlm_7AwsfDPcmA2kipDSKyULFpKZvZneD951xFqIa338snZp3JPZqbD0iyNWp5adxyJcwfv5klw_eOvj8l6B9p45Nb7l3Qxl0/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-52122766976015158792018-03-04T10:47:00.001+08:002018-03-04T10:47:03.971+08:0021 Men Rules- That Girls Should know..<img id="id_271a_b374_8ae6_63bd" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhubIg2ueIgKUecg8LFhkGj7DMHLSL0MXu_shgKzL0VPC9uhCF_jutQFvGBmuaXOGJbBaUVyHQxinteKg26rSOBBW782uaVANLmPG9jsNMy54h5uobCeSAdYP9YJglNTLoWdIEiMCOIqXs/s5000/%255BUNSET%255D" alt="" title="" tooltip="" style="width: 353px; height: auto;"><br><br> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-23142285458178081352018-03-03T22:12:00.001+08:002018-03-03T22:12:31.700+08:00No translation needed,,,<a href="https://www.facebook.com/luigi.fusco.96/posts/2007362495959197">https://www.facebook.com/luigi.fusco.96/posts/2007362495959197</a> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-27258272366675965292016-09-23T22:13:00.002+08:002016-09-24T10:39:14.656+08:00Galaxy Fire Hazard!<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1z6a5TBK2p03ZQ6De8FjbUOXZXIxHhwW-pEJJJN6ELL9WFcaSfbS7mKKPkR1uTekHtNgLPG1ODh5aHIIZbSeqR_Sh1IP3HX4z40Hu4aE1783Dh0NLGao9QkeVZM9-rlKdoIAe-7Oi67A/s640/blogger-image-240572786.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1z6a5TBK2p03ZQ6De8FjbUOXZXIxHhwW-pEJJJN6ELL9WFcaSfbS7mKKPkR1uTekHtNgLPG1ODh5aHIIZbSeqR_Sh1IP3HX4z40Hu4aE1783Dh0NLGao9QkeVZM9-rlKdoIAe-7Oi67A/s640/blogger-image-240572786.jpg"></a></div><br>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-33083349734891013552016-06-24T09:40:00.001+08:002016-06-24T09:41:34.706+08:00President Donald Trump and VP "mini-Me" Little Donald!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="444" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QP0i4YAs9vA" width="793"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-78493942827299259802016-05-27T12:17:00.001+08:002016-05-27T12:17:29.209+08:00Comic book Heroes Plot Twists!<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsMpsOKhsMEyU6lZMJP2pRJZbajxEX6jyRfd25ZeUa_BWYQziqt-DLke6N5RNuWWbnQ3YHXHVkPCm_Ws5otR2v3r9Rh-t-tO8HaTggfKcqmSFulYlL4Fdg0kHBBnNRU3tBrgzbqPjCEmY/s640/blogger-image--1525661725.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsMpsOKhsMEyU6lZMJP2pRJZbajxEX6jyRfd25ZeUa_BWYQziqt-DLke6N5RNuWWbnQ3YHXHVkPCm_Ws5otR2v3r9Rh-t-tO8HaTggfKcqmSFulYlL4Fdg0kHBBnNRU3tBrgzbqPjCEmY/s640/blogger-image--1525661725.jpg"></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-25256711753832529092016-05-25T12:38:00.001+08:002016-05-25T12:38:41.648+08:00HODOR elevator!<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNpfmbb8TH9eVKy7FUpYZdP6XokflSiexdtxFzhXIXprTouPO0sFK-hxiKHTWGJsONLY8CvKzSCAG9E2MUIz-N02FaRFTH-FgG8fCn3Ij8wcID7fGzxZuqDqXgX76vV6cWo00Cpsk9WlQ/s640/blogger-image-1119305533.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNpfmbb8TH9eVKy7FUpYZdP6XokflSiexdtxFzhXIXprTouPO0sFK-hxiKHTWGJsONLY8CvKzSCAG9E2MUIz-N02FaRFTH-FgG8fCn3Ij8wcID7fGzxZuqDqXgX76vV6cWo00Cpsk9WlQ/s640/blogger-image-1119305533.jpg"></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-46370302885583622662016-05-25T08:07:00.001+08:002016-05-25T08:07:09.356+08:00Game of Thrones HODOR tragedy in another language!<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9SEqBam76oRNQYWscrosHCQkoDDMWarZsRKxPjB0fe2GWgmOMc_Ok0eNIfmp7tjyIxGWVuXpNQM9Mm0an_dTH6TgyEfhR2JAvbpc-Q0tCQfcwtYMR62yjfyHtrOz30Mb6o3WDNGsItjk/s640/blogger-image--257161686.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9SEqBam76oRNQYWscrosHCQkoDDMWarZsRKxPjB0fe2GWgmOMc_Ok0eNIfmp7tjyIxGWVuXpNQM9Mm0an_dTH6TgyEfhR2JAvbpc-Q0tCQfcwtYMR62yjfyHtrOz30Mb6o3WDNGsItjk/s640/blogger-image--257161686.jpg"></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8578724444882000669.post-23363545972141904142016-05-21T06:51:00.001+08:002016-05-21T06:51:37.076+08:00Melanisms: "Infamous" Melanie Marquez Quotes!<div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: none;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1RUe2sso10mBPw4n0LquyUvhqOxYbmlulPVf-uvtnriN4ivCmSLimLqYUzqAUiPVNalJnS2r74SlQSFOa_y-eTQlvQXMpTzMTYtcxVDrBYPZzYQu7wUdUwNmt4JII1gmxuBHsYmd1Vck/s640/blogger-image-1745040109.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1RUe2sso10mBPw4n0LquyUvhqOxYbmlulPVf-uvtnriN4ivCmSLimLqYUzqAUiPVNalJnS2r74SlQSFOa_y-eTQlvQXMpTzMTYtcxVDrBYPZzYQu7wUdUwNmt4JII1gmxuBHsYmd1Vck/s640/blogger-image-1745040109.jpg"></a></div><br></div><br></b></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: none;">Mimilanie "Melanie" Laurel Marquez-Lawyer</b>(born 16 July 1964), is a Filipino actress, film producer, author and <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_endorser" title="Celebrity endorser" class="mw-redirect" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: none; text-decoration: none;">celebrity endorser</a>. She is a former beauty queen and model from the Philippines who won the 1979 <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_International" title="Miss International" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: none; text-decoration: none;">Miss International</a> beauty pageant in Tokyo, Japan.</span></div><div style="text-align: start;"><span style="text-align: justify; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Her flawed, "fractured" English has become her sort of trademark since she joined the Miss International pageant, where she uttered this now classic line, I wont change my legs 'coz I'm contented with my long legged." </span></div><div style="text-align: start;"><span style="text-align: justify; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbn1R4HSuI_duGGOJ5sSs6OQ3WEIfF5O38N59QTSdmmOmeT7oKXXvJmoLsw1-FKRdZXCkiF9t-VZg1QBtlZmWzxxIa5TDF2oX0YV_qtqTgRTHYIRLuIoBzko-bMDGgsE9MpJ_UvaKU1I/s640/blogger-image-1035310095.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbn1R4HSuI_duGGOJ5sSs6OQ3WEIfF5O38N59QTSdmmOmeT7oKXXvJmoLsw1-FKRdZXCkiF9t-VZg1QBtlZmWzxxIa5TDF2oX0YV_qtqTgRTHYIRLuIoBzko-bMDGgsE9MpJ_UvaKU1I/s640/blogger-image-1035310095.jpg"></a></div><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Note that </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Melanie earned her Bachelor's degree Cum Laude in Business Administration in 2006 at International Academy of Management and Economics.</span></div><div>Here are some of her "infamous" classic lines: </div><div><br></div><div>> My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.</div><div> > That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.</div><div>> Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.</div><div>> I won’t stoop down to my level.</div><div>> Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?</div><div>> We are lovers, not fighters.</div><div>> Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.</div><div>> I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.</div><div>> Sumasakit ang migraine ko.</div><div>> Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!</div><div>> I keep my crown in the voltage.</div><div>> Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?</div><div>> I couldn’t care a damn!</div><div>> What’s your next class before this?</div><div>> Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait?</div><div>> Don’t touch me not!</div><div>> You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!</div><div>> Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You’re so questionable.</div><div>> You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!</div><div><br></div><div>> Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko…sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae…talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo…PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.</div><div><br></div><div>> Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na? Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.</div><div>They should talk behind the scene…</div><div><br></div><div>> (answering the phone) Hello. Wait a moment. Please hang yourself.</div><div>> (before Christmas) Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.</div><div>> Why I will give my calling card, I’m not a call girl. (Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.)</div><div>> Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)</div><div><br></div><div>> Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)</div><div>And the base of my observation is… (showbiz stripped May 14 GMA Ch. 7)</div><div><br></div><div>> At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). “Oo nga,” said Melanie, “pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, “And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!“</div><div><br></div><div>> (While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!</div><div><br></div><div>> (While she’s in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.</div><div><br></div><div>> (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz) My answers have been prayered!</div><div><br></div><div>> (To ex-flame Senator Lito Lapid) Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! (In response to being misunderstood) You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08957771340198287872noreply@blogger.com0