Laughter, of course....This blog is simply an ongoing collection of things I find funny: jokes, audio, videos, images- anything! Take note that the operative phrase here is "things I find funny". I do hope though that you share my sense of humor so we can all take this same best medicine- all for the collective good of everyone!
"Usually people enjoy coming to the White House, but I have to say, I've never seen folks more excited than the Heat when they came last year. I mean, LeBron was so pumped up, I thought he was going togive me a hug and knock me over."
"We've got some outstanding members of Congress who are big fans of the Heat. They're from both parties. Because we all know nothing brings people together like the Miami Heat. Across the NBA, there's just a ...unifyingsense about the Heat."
"This group has won twice, but it's gone to the finals three times, and sometimes it feels like they're still fighting for a little respect. I can relate to that."
“Last season, the Heat put together one of the most dominating regular seasons ever by a defending champion. They won a team-record 66 games. At one point, they won 27 games straight, the second-longest streak ever. Extraordinarily impressive ... almost as impressive as the Bulls’ 72-win season.[beat]Riley and I were reminiscing about those Knicks years.”
"Everybody on this team participated. And from Ray's big shot, to to the contributions of Mario Chalmers, Shane Battier, Udonis Haslem, Birdman, Birdman's tattoos, Birdman's Mohawk ...[laughs]the Heat showed us the kind of heart and determination it takes to be a champion."
"We're very proud to have them back. We wish them great luck for the rest of the season, unless they're playing the Bulls. And with that, I think we should take a picture, but we should make it quick, before one of these guysstarts yelling at Mario. I mean, sometimes it's just a bad pass, guys. It's not Mario's fault.[to Chalmers]I got your back, man."