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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

HILARIOUS Photobombs

A Photobomb is an otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone or something who was not supposed to be IN or the subject OF the photograph. The most common of which is someone in the background making a face. It can also be any time the background of a picture hijacks the original focus.

Check out HILARIOUS Photobombs selected from funcage.com/blog




















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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

OTHER Revelations from Lance ARMSTRONG in the Oprah Interview.

Selected from funnyordie.com

Oprah Winfrey sat down Lance Armstrong this week for a revealing interview, in which the disgraced athlete admitted to using performance enhancing drugs throughout his storied career. it was just one of many revelations Armstrong came forth with: 
from someecards.com
  • Yeah, he may have been doping, but he's been riding a fixed-gear bike, which is "like way harder." 
  • Has never even been to France, let alone "toured it"
from gizmodo.com
  • Founded Livestrong "for the chicks"
  • He's been jacked up on cocaine-infused Gatorade since '94.
  • from forum.lowyat.net
  • Thinks of himself as a prankster, citing the times he regularly injected Floyd Landis and other teammates with HGH as a goof.
Vomit-inducing... Lance delivers inspiration Dodgeball speech (Credit: 20th Century Fox)
  • His regret is not the doping, but the cameo made in Dodgeball.
  • Was disappointed that Oprah had not hidden a "lifetime of peace with his decisions in life" underneath his seat.
  • Wears an extra pair of bicycle shorts underneath his main bicycle shorts in case anyone tries to pants him.
  • Believes steroids is "something you just get but can't really figure out where from. Like the flu or HPV." 
  • Thinks he got steroids from shaking Jose Canseco's hand in 1998
  • Can only have sex if he's wearing a helmet.

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Monday, January 21, 2013

Thursday, January 17, 2013

More "Tributes" for Lance Armstrong from Late Night Comics.

Lance Armstrong's interview for Oprah Winfrey's OWN television network where he admitted using performance-enhancing drugs during his cycling career provided plenty of  fodder for America's late-night joke writers. Below are some of the "tributes" given to the disgraced seven-time Tour de France champion and testicular cancer survivor:
"According to the CDC, over 128 million flu vaccines have been administered this year. That's almost as many injections as Lance Armstrong has gotten in his entire career." 
"Armstrong's confession came as a shock to as many as a dozen people." 
Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
"Armstrong's sit-down with Winfrey lasted close to three hours.So it's sort of like a regular interview but, you know, on steroids."
Jimmy Fallon on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

"Inside sources say [Armstrong] refused to come clean about the doping at first, but then he caved when Oprah promised him a panini maker."
Armstrong zingers "outsourced" by Kimmel to a mock call center in India:
     "Why did Lance Armstrong go on the Oprah Winfrey show? Because he thought he'd have a ball."
     "What is the secret of Lance Armstrong's success? He always stays positive."

Jimmy Kimmel on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" 


"Top Ten" list on the other revelations from Armstrong's Winfrey interview:
10. Artificially enhanced his cycling shorts
9. Still never leaves the house without several vials of clean urine
8. Owns Texas real estate known as "Rancho Decepto"
7. Took steroids to work up the strength to admit taking steroids
6. Once had an inappropriate relationship with an air hose
5. Also has tattoo of Rex Ryan's wife
4. Has given up on making the baseball Hall of Fame
3. United States Postal Service paid him in stamps
2. Started erotic website, "Tour-De-Pants"
1. Admitted to doping just to get on "Oprah"
David Letterman "Late Show With David Letterman," 


Stephen Colbert- Colbert Nation


"She (Oprah) sat down ... to give us her reaction to what she won't tell us Lance said.....Well I'm sorry, Oprah. I am not playing into your little PR stunt. If you will not tell us what happened between you and Lance, I have the responsibility as a journalist to make something up.- This just in," Colbert announced. "Lance Armstrong is banging Oprah."
"Rumors have been swirling for years. But when times got tough for this man, I did not get off the tandem bike of admiration. No, I saddled up, rang the bell of loyalty, put down the kickstand of support and stayed in it to Schwinn it ... and I've run out of bike metaphors.
"Point is, this man is a hero, He beat cancer, then he went on to beat something even less popular: the French."
Stephen Colbert- The Colbert Report.


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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Funniest Sports Pictures 2

MORE from bleacherreport.com

Ooops...should have worn shorts...
Now how do I get outta here....

Mine...Mine...Mine....Ouch!

Spare tire....
Brotherly love....?
Almost there, almost there......oohh SH_T!
Smooching with the enemy! 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Funniest Sports Pictures

Selection from bleacherreport.com

Where's the ball.....?

Battle of the Titans!

Okay....how do I  land now....

TEARing up...back to the locker room..

Hit and Miss....Ouch..


Thursday, January 3, 2013

'Gangnam Style'- TRUE Funny English Translation

The silly nonsensical viral video "Gangnam Style" by the YouTube sensation PSY  is a satire – poking fun at Seoul's wealthiest district, "Gangnam." It is said that PSY's treatment of "Gangnam" is parallel to the United States' love-hate relationship with the Jersey Shore- though PSY says Gangnam it is actually equivalent to Beverly HillsPsy has described the song as a tribute to the ladies of the wealthy district. 

Below is the English translation to the viral sensation to better shed some light on the catchy number.The chorus is supposed to be the equivalent of your guy having "Gangnam Style." By the way, "Oppa," means "older brother." 
Watch the video below, and follow along with the English translation afterward:
 
Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style
A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that
I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh



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