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Sunday, July 8, 2012

It's not a science but isn't it the same thing?

Another inappropriate test answer from this cool website

Found it! So obvious teach....

Another potential genius from this funny website of actual test question answers. 

Brief....and....he's right...., right?

Another actual test question answer from this cool website....

Wrong......! Sexist kid......:-)

This is an actual test question answer from another cool website. Funny....yet...alarming :-)

Gotcha.......

Another great picture from a cool website... funny and perfectly timed picture

Helping out the Olympian.....

Saw this from a cool website which is an actual photo taken at the right time. Cool....and funny.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

The giant chameleon.....

The giant chameleon....

Moving out...

Moving out.....

Top 20 to 40 of the Top 100 one-liners.......


TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Top 20 of the Top 100 funniest one-liners.....


TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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