Funny Short Olympic Jokes

Five Fabulous Funny Short Olympic Jokes

• Former President Bush gave a rousing inspirational speech yesterday to the USA Olympics Fencing team. Bush told the athletes, 'Now go out there and build that fence.' - Conan O'Brien

• Nastia Luikin won the gold in the woman's all-around event in gymnastics. The competition was nasty, but she was Nastia.

• Why isn't sun tanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

• A javelin thrower called Vicky                                                                                                     Found the grip of her javelin sticky.                                                                                                    When it came to the throw                                                                                                             She couldn't let go                                                                                                                        Making judging the distance quite tricky.

• Heard on the BBC News: 'The Olympic Countdown Clock has stopped, I think it's a wind-up.'

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