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Thursday, September 6, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Presidential Jokes: George W. Bush
A selection of Presidential Jokes for Presidential Joke Day from mentalfloss.com
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| George W. Bush |
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“These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, ‘Intelligence Briefing.’”
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”Thank you for your email. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention.” —To Al Gore during the 2000 presidential campaign
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“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.” —At the 2001 Radio-Television Correspondents’ Association dinner
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”The candidates are an interesting group, with diverse opinions — for tax cuts and against them, for NAFTA and against NAFTA, for the Patriot Act and against the Patriot Act, in favor of liberating Iraq and opposed to it. And that’s just one senator from Massachusetts.” —During the 2004 campaign against John Kerry.
Monday, September 3, 2012
BEWARE: Examples of What Happens When You Forget to Log Out- BIEBER FEVER!
10 Funniest Examples of What Happens When You Forget to Log Out
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Sunday, September 2, 2012
Funniest Tweets About the 2012 GOP Convention
Funniest Tweets About the GOP Convention
from politicalhumor.about.com
A selection of humorous Tweets about the 2012 Republican Convention from politicalhumor.about.com:
"Ann keeps saying Mitt makes her laugh. His sense of humor is more hidden than his offshore accounts and his tax returns." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"I loved Ann Romney's speech. She totally articulated how important it is to working moms that millionaires pay less taxes." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Paul Ryan fears college students looking up at fading Obama posters. Yeah, cuz if Obama looked white, all your supporters would vote for him." -- Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich)
"Paul Ryan delivers fiery convention speech, and instantly creates thousands of jobs....for Democrat fact checkers." --Capitol Steps (@CapSteps)
"Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'" --Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"How many times a day do you think Paul Ryan calls Mitt "Dad" by accident?" --Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri)
"Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage." -Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"Paul Ryan: 'Obama sucks because he didn't have a time machine he could use to save factories that closed before he was President.'" --Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)
"Sarah Palin can see the Republican Convention from her television." --Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein)
"It makes sense that Republicans would flock to Tampa strip clubs. They love telling women what to do with their bodies." Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
"Our thoughts are with all the fact-checkers tonight." --Indecision (@indecision)
"Four years ago, the convention audience was just as excited about a VP candidate who has been banned from #RNC2012." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"That VP debate is going to be a bloodbath. They say Paul Ryan has 6% body fat. I guarantee you Joe Biden has 8 between his ears." --Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ)
"Fitting that the GOP is treating George W. Bush like that old coke buddy you don't invite to the baby shower." --Rachel Lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel)
"Paul Ryan is the guy Meg Ryan is engaged to when she meets her soulmate." --Mike DiCenzo @mikedicenzo
"Paul Ryan critcizing the stimulus is like Charlie Sheen criticizing the existence of hookers." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Condoleezza Rice doing better job reading her speech than she did reading 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside USA' memo." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"Tonight I hope Chris Christie explains why he thinks gay marriage would hurt his state more than Jersey Shore has." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"Is Paul Ryan giving a speech or narrating an episode of "The Wonder Years"? --Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke)
"Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad." --Denis Leary (@denisleary)
"The people who say Obama blames Bush are spending 3 nights in Tampa blaming Obama for Bush." --John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang)
Tags: Funniest Tweets About the GOP Convention, Tweets, GOP Convention, GOP , Mitt Romney, Romney, Mitt , Getty Images, Ann Romney, Paul Ryan, Obama, Tampa, Wonder Years
from politicalhumor.about.com
A selection of humorous Tweets about the 2012 Republican Convention from politicalhumor.about.com:
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| Mitt Romney joins his wife, Ann, after she addressed the Republican National Convention in Tampa on Tuesday. Photograph: Win Mcnamee/Getty Images |
"I loved Ann Romney's speech. She totally articulated how important it is to working moms that millionaires pay less taxes." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
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| Paul Ryan |
"Paul Ryan delivers fiery convention speech, and instantly creates thousands of jobs....for Democrat fact checkers." --Capitol Steps (@CapSteps)
"Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'" --Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"How many times a day do you think Paul Ryan calls Mitt "Dad" by accident?" --Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri)
"Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage." -Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
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| President Barack Obama |
"Paul Ryan: 'Obama sucks because he didn't have a time machine he could use to save factories that closed before he was President.'" --Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)
"Sarah Palin can see the Republican Convention from her television." --Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein)
"It makes sense that Republicans would flock to Tampa strip clubs. They love telling women what to do with their bodies." Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
"Our thoughts are with all the fact-checkers tonight." --Indecision (@indecision)
"Four years ago, the convention audience was just as excited about a VP candidate who has been banned from #RNC2012." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"That VP debate is going to be a bloodbath. They say Paul Ryan has 6% body fat. I guarantee you Joe Biden has 8 between his ears." --Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ)
"Fitting that the GOP is treating George W. Bush like that old coke buddy you don't invite to the baby shower." --Rachel Lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel)
"Paul Ryan is the guy Meg Ryan is engaged to when she meets her soulmate." --Mike DiCenzo @mikedicenzo
"Paul Ryan critcizing the stimulus is like Charlie Sheen criticizing the existence of hookers." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Condoleezza Rice doing better job reading her speech than she did reading 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside USA' memo." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"Tonight I hope Chris Christie explains why he thinks gay marriage would hurt his state more than Jersey Shore has." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"Is Paul Ryan giving a speech or narrating an episode of "The Wonder Years"? --Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke)
"Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad." --Denis Leary (@denisleary)
"The people who say Obama blames Bush are spending 3 nights in Tampa blaming Obama for Bush." --John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang)
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Funny Celebrity Tweets
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A selection of some funny celebrity tweets from the dumpaday.com collection. Enjoy
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