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Monday, September 17, 2012
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 61 to 80
TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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62
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.
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63
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am
right.
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64
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to
live with.
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65
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When in doubt, mumble.
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66
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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be
devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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67
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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68
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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69
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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70
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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71
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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72
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second
opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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73
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they
go.
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74
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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75
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die.
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76
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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77
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my
ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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78
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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of
lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
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79
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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80
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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
so they can't get away.
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Saturday, September 15, 2012
TITANIC Debate:SELFISH Rose- was there room for two!?
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| from MEMEcenter.com |
Friday, September 14, 2012
The World According to Israel
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| World According to Israel from alphadesigner.com |
Another one from alphadesigner.com which is an off shoot of my other post from A Map of the World According to America by Brooke Dowd Sacco. Similar to my other post ("The World According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes") and the "Asia According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes", this map now takes shots particularly at ISRAEL from from an Israeli point of view. Courtesy of a project titled, “Mapping Stereotypes,” some of them are awfully mean, while others are only mean if you’re very sensitive and/or crazy patriotic.
Relax....it is funny if you don't take too seriously.
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