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Europe According to Americans
Satirical maps with stupid stereotypes
from the ALPHADESIGNER PROJECT
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Sunday, September 30, 2012
Europe According to Americans- Satirical map with stupid stereotypes
Thursday, September 27, 2012
USA Stereotype Map
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| 'America In My Book' by Haley Nahman |
This depicts a map of the USA based on silly stereotypes that any American is familiar with. Created through the eyes of a Californian, it reiterates what we already know: Florida is for old peeps, Oregon is filled with hipsters, Wisconsin makes cheese, and New Jersey is all about Snooki (ouch!). Ignorant or mostly true? You decide.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 81 to 100
TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
from onelinerz.net
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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82
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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83
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.
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84
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship
together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think
of you often.
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85
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,
"I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll
be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you
won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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86
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be
evil.
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87
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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88
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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89
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.
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90
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't
resist.
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91
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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others
have no imagination whatsoever.
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92
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like
a computer.
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93
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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
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94
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Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
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95
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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96
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after
it as when you are in it.
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97
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Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost
like you're still here."
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98
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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has
never stepped on one.
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99
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
people have more than one child.
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100
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 61 to 80
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 41 to 60
Monday, September 24, 2012
BEST OF YAHOO ANSWERS: Fighting fire with......water..
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| BEST OF YAHOO ANSWERS: Fighting fire with......water from memejournal.com |
Saturday, September 22, 2012
'Topless Kate Middleton ' Commemorative Plate!
Own a piece of history! Captured forever on a Huffington Post UK Comedy's special commemorative plate is the latest scandal on the British Royal Family when a French magazine published on 14 September 2012 the topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton:
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from huffingtonpost.co.uk
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Red Neck Fixes: Car head rest DVD player ? Deal with this!
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| Car head rest DVD player?- Deal with this! from cheezburger.com |
Monday, September 17, 2012
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 61 to 80
TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
from onelinerz.net
Next:
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 81 to 100
See Previous related post:
TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 41 to 60
from onelinerz.net
61
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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62
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.
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63
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am
right.
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64
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to
live with.
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65
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When in doubt, mumble.
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66
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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be
devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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67
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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68
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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69
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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70
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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71
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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72
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second
opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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73
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they
go.
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74
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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75
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die.
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76
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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77
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my
ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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78
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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of
lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
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79
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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80
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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
so they can't get away.
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TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 81 to 100
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TOP 100 funniest one-liners: 41 to 60
Saturday, September 15, 2012
TITANIC Debate:SELFISH Rose- was there room for two!?
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| from MEMEcenter.com |
Friday, September 14, 2012
The World According to Israel
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| World According to Israel from alphadesigner.com |
Another one from alphadesigner.com which is an off shoot of my other post from A Map of the World According to America by Brooke Dowd Sacco. Similar to my other post ("The World According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes") and the "Asia According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes", this map now takes shots particularly at ISRAEL from from an Israeli point of view. Courtesy of a project titled, “Mapping Stereotypes,” some of them are awfully mean, while others are only mean if you’re very sensitive and/or crazy patriotic.
Relax....it is funny if you don't take too seriously.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Asia According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes
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| from alphadesigner.com
Found this one again from alphadesigner.com which is an off shoot of my other post from A Map of the World According to America by Brooke Dowd Sacco. Similar to my other post ("The World According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes") this map now takes shots particularly at ASIA from an American (civilized world) point of view. Courtesy of a project titled, “Mapping Stereotypes,” some of them are awfully mean, while others are only mean if you’re very sensitive and/or crazy patriotic.
Relax....it is funny if you don't take too seriously.
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Saturday, September 8, 2012
The World According to Americans- Mapping Stereotypes
A Map of the World According to America
Tags: Brooke Dowd Sacco, A Map of the World According to America, A Map of the World , Map of the World , Map , World , America, USA Map, USA, Mapping Stereotypes, Stereotypes, Italy, Godfather, Romania, Romania, Dracula, Turkey, Thanksgiving Dinner, Thanksgiving
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| from incrediblethings.com |
The World According to the USA Map takes shots at the entire world from an American (civilized world) point of view. Courtesy of a project titled, “Mapping Stereotypes,” some of them are awfully mean, while others are only mean if you’re very sensitive and/or crazy patriotic. Like Italy=Godfathers, Romania=Dracula, Turkey=Thanksgiving Dinner.
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| from incrediblethings.com |
Tags: Brooke Dowd Sacco, A Map of the World According to America, A Map of the World , Map of the World , Map , World , America, USA Map, USA, Mapping Stereotypes, Stereotypes, Italy, Godfather, Romania, Romania, Dracula, Turkey, Thanksgiving Dinner, Thanksgiving
Friday, September 7, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Presidential Jokes: George W. Bush
A selection of Presidential Jokes for Presidential Joke Day from mentalfloss.com
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“These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, ‘Intelligence Briefing.’”
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”Thank you for your email. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention.” —To Al Gore during the 2000 presidential campaign
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“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.” —At the 2001 Radio-Television Correspondents’ Association dinner
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”The candidates are an interesting group, with diverse opinions — for tax cuts and against them, for NAFTA and against NAFTA, for the Patriot Act and against the Patriot Act, in favor of liberating Iraq and opposed to it. And that’s just one senator from Massachusetts.” —During the 2004 campaign against John Kerry.
Monday, September 3, 2012
BEWARE: Examples of What Happens When You Forget to Log Out- BIEBER FEVER!
10 Funniest Examples of What Happens When You Forget to Log Out
from oddee.com
from oddee.com
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| Forgot to Log Out - BIEBER FEVER! from oddee.com |
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Funniest Tweets About the 2012 GOP Convention
Funniest Tweets About the GOP Convention
from politicalhumor.about.com
A selection of humorous Tweets about the 2012 Republican Convention from politicalhumor.about.com:
"Ann keeps saying Mitt makes her laugh. His sense of humor is more hidden than his offshore accounts and his tax returns." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"I loved Ann Romney's speech. She totally articulated how important it is to working moms that millionaires pay less taxes." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Paul Ryan fears college students looking up at fading Obama posters. Yeah, cuz if Obama looked white, all your supporters would vote for him." -- Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich)
"Paul Ryan delivers fiery convention speech, and instantly creates thousands of jobs....for Democrat fact checkers." --Capitol Steps (@CapSteps)
"Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'" --Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"How many times a day do you think Paul Ryan calls Mitt "Dad" by accident?" --Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri)
"Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage." -Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"Paul Ryan: 'Obama sucks because he didn't have a time machine he could use to save factories that closed before he was President.'" --Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)
"Sarah Palin can see the Republican Convention from her television." --Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein)
"It makes sense that Republicans would flock to Tampa strip clubs. They love telling women what to do with their bodies." Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
"Our thoughts are with all the fact-checkers tonight." --Indecision (@indecision)
"Four years ago, the convention audience was just as excited about a VP candidate who has been banned from #RNC2012." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"That VP debate is going to be a bloodbath. They say Paul Ryan has 6% body fat. I guarantee you Joe Biden has 8 between his ears." --Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ)
"Fitting that the GOP is treating George W. Bush like that old coke buddy you don't invite to the baby shower." --Rachel Lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel)
"Paul Ryan is the guy Meg Ryan is engaged to when she meets her soulmate." --Mike DiCenzo @mikedicenzo
"Paul Ryan critcizing the stimulus is like Charlie Sheen criticizing the existence of hookers." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Condoleezza Rice doing better job reading her speech than she did reading 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside USA' memo." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"Tonight I hope Chris Christie explains why he thinks gay marriage would hurt his state more than Jersey Shore has." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"Is Paul Ryan giving a speech or narrating an episode of "The Wonder Years"? --Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke)
"Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad." --Denis Leary (@denisleary)
"The people who say Obama blames Bush are spending 3 nights in Tampa blaming Obama for Bush." --John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang)
Tags: Funniest Tweets About the GOP Convention, Tweets, GOP Convention, GOP , Mitt Romney, Romney, Mitt , Getty Images, Ann Romney, Paul Ryan, Obama, Tampa, Wonder Years
from politicalhumor.about.com
A selection of humorous Tweets about the 2012 Republican Convention from politicalhumor.about.com:
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| Mitt Romney joins his wife, Ann, after she addressed the Republican National Convention in Tampa on Tuesday. Photograph: Win Mcnamee/Getty Images |
"I loved Ann Romney's speech. She totally articulated how important it is to working moms that millionaires pay less taxes." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
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| Paul Ryan |
"Paul Ryan delivers fiery convention speech, and instantly creates thousands of jobs....for Democrat fact checkers." --Capitol Steps (@CapSteps)
"Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'" --Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
"How many times a day do you think Paul Ryan calls Mitt "Dad" by accident?" --Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri)
"Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage." -Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
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| President Barack Obama |
"Paul Ryan: 'Obama sucks because he didn't have a time machine he could use to save factories that closed before he was President.'" --Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)
"Sarah Palin can see the Republican Convention from her television." --Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein)
"It makes sense that Republicans would flock to Tampa strip clubs. They love telling women what to do with their bodies." Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
"Our thoughts are with all the fact-checkers tonight." --Indecision (@indecision)
"Four years ago, the convention audience was just as excited about a VP candidate who has been banned from #RNC2012." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"That VP debate is going to be a bloodbath. They say Paul Ryan has 6% body fat. I guarantee you Joe Biden has 8 between his ears." --Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ)
"Fitting that the GOP is treating George W. Bush like that old coke buddy you don't invite to the baby shower." --Rachel Lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel)
"Paul Ryan is the guy Meg Ryan is engaged to when she meets her soulmate." --Mike DiCenzo @mikedicenzo
"Paul Ryan critcizing the stimulus is like Charlie Sheen criticizing the existence of hookers." --John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
"Condoleezza Rice doing better job reading her speech than she did reading 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside USA' memo." --Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
"Tonight I hope Chris Christie explains why he thinks gay marriage would hurt his state more than Jersey Shore has." --Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
"Is Paul Ryan giving a speech or narrating an episode of "The Wonder Years"? --Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke)
"Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad." --Denis Leary (@denisleary)
"The people who say Obama blames Bush are spending 3 nights in Tampa blaming Obama for Bush." --John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang)
Tags: Funniest Tweets About the GOP Convention, Tweets, GOP Convention, GOP , Mitt Romney, Romney, Mitt , Getty Images, Ann Romney, Paul Ryan, Obama, Tampa, Wonder Years
Funny Celebrity Tweets
from dumpaday.com
A selection of some funny celebrity tweets from the dumpaday.com collection. Enjoy
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